sgt-major-kululu:

emmaandstuff:

I’M DEAD.

JUST.

DEAD.

I LAUGHED TOO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS.

… GOD XDDDDDDDD

((Took me a second to realize what this was XDD))

My greatest invention

And you will lose use of your legs.  KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU

the-freed-dolorosa:

sab1tsuk1:

feferis-bubble-butt:

thehotesttaco:

whimsicallifestyle:

redlaughingalonewithmountains:

toumasexual:

lenkabutt:

emotionsareaphase:

koto-ne-kun-marshmallow-hat:

derpydrawgon:

tomodachileader:

gaafkiin:

reptile in my anus

that actually sums up everything you guys need to know about me

20% faster in my anus

ok

Woody lake in my anus

… Ewwwwww

Love is war in my anus..

Young Forever in my anus…. Fuck

MINI DADDY IN MY ANUS

HALP

Kamisama no Birthday in my anus.
…Okay.

Invincible in my anus

…

k

One-Way Route in my anus.

Knight of Blood in my anus…

Thank you BK.

bet on it in my anus

Silver Stone in my anus
Oh 

I was born this way in my anus

21 Guns…………. In my anus

(((Its true)))

The 2nd panel is of Dr. Stein from Soul Eater

iamdukedevlin:

jairusvirus:

whamblamcam:

khaillou:

smilezoey:

*added to “To Do List”

omgggggg

ONE DAY, I SWEAR.

HAHAHAHA

I am going to do this sometime.

KUKUKUKUKUKUKU that looks like another fun form of torcher KUKUKUKUKU!

uzumakikushiina:

Regarding that topic, I am a green ghost desu.

Good morning! I’m a blue ghost desu.

Good evening! I’m a erotic exorcist desu.

Nice to meet you, I’m a blue ninja desu…..*looks irritated*  I am not that blue man, Kisame!

Good Morning, i’m an erotic ninja desu <3

Like you, I’m a perverted robot desu

iamdukedevlin:

asksergeanmajorkululu started following you

Yo, I’m Duke

I am Sergeant Major Kululu nice to meet you, now check your inbox and answer all anon questions.

arsniccatnip:

arsenic-catnips:

babychibi:

emmatheinsufferableprick:

friendlycalibrator:

annoyingbiologist:

xsnowmoore:

johnlaughingalonewithgushers:

terezithegreataliendetective:

judicial-serenade:

aznwan:

losing-it-in-sanity:

fr4grance:

s4lly:

jaidenbatchler:

theamymaire:

rev-eries:

• THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY

NO COKE ZERO LEFT. 

NO MORE SEX TONIGHT

I ATE YOUR FOOD

ONE DIRECTION SPLIT UP

YOUR TUMBLR GOT DELETED

I found your tumblr

I AM YOUR FATHER

YOUR  ANIME IS CANCELED

HOMESTUCK IS ENDING TODAY

THE BABY IS YOU.

TOMORROW YOU GO TO SCHOOL.

YOUR OTP DIED WJDSDASJ.

WE’LL HAVE TO AMPUTATE YOUR RIGHT ARM.

THAT’S NOT FOUR WORDS.

TUMBLR WAS SHUT DOWN.

((There’s a zombie apocalypse))

((Homestuck is not real))

You can’t experiment anymore.